Jan 24, 2010
Dateline - Tampa, FL
In an attempt to “reconnect with the independents” like those in Massachusetts, President Barack Obama went out and campaigned against himself. In a “campaign style” event he ridiculed himself, referring to “that Barry guy in D.C.” who lost his connection to his base. “That Barry guy in D.C., hanging out with Hillary Clinton and the Republican No-meisters… do you believe he has fought for you?” After several rousing shots at himself he led the crowd in a cheer of “No He Din’t” using obvious negro dialect.
In an obvious reference to political pressure to reach out to Republicans and the newly elected junior Senator from Massachusetts (Scott Brown), Obama even offered his daughters up for dates or to take nude pictures of himself with his pubic hair showing if he got (re)elected. “You know my daughters are beautiful, and their mother has got it going on. Now hold on fellas, you can only talk to the daughters, unless you can guarantee a spot on the Supreme Court, then you might be able to terrorist fist bump Michelle, if you know what I mean. Sasha, Malia take a turn on the catwalk for the voters!”
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