Glenn Beck’s 100 Year Plan: Year 1

The Kevin Hall Show has obtained an early leak of Glenn Beck’s 100 Year plan which he has creatively titled "The Plan". Below are the details of the first year as written in crayon by Mr. Beck himself. The announcement of “The Plan” was made recently during a rally in The Villages, Florida.

Year 1
Day 1
Call Obama a racist on Fox News.

Day 2
Compare Obama to Nazis and Communists

Day 3
Call Obama a racist on Fox News

Day 4
Cry

Day 5
Eat bat shit

Day 89
Write another book where I say exactly the same thing I’ve said 1000 times

Day 97
Cry

Day 113
Support another losing Tea Party candidate

Day 114
Act like it never happened

Day 115
Predict the end of the day

Day 116
After accurately predicting the end of the previous day, predict the end of the world

Day 117
Remind everyone I accurately predicted the end of the day before yesterday

Day 228
When more sponsors pull out tell everyone I never predicted the end of the world, Acorn tricked them into believing that I did.

Day 229
Cry

Day 230
Hold a March on Washington

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