Nov 22, 2009
The Kevin Hall Show has obtained an early leak of Glenn Beck’s 100 Year plan which he has creatively titled "The Plan". Below are the details of the first year as written in crayon by Mr. Beck himself. The announcement of “The Plan” was made recently during a rally in The Villages, Florida.
Year 1
Day 1
Call Obama a racist on Fox News.
Day 2
Compare Obama to Nazis and Communists
Day 3
Call Obama a racist on Fox News
Day 4
Cry
Day 5
Eat bat shit
Day 89
Write another book where I say exactly the same thing I’ve said 1000 times
Day 97
Cry
Day 113
Support another losing Tea Party candidate
Day 114
Act like it never happened
Day 115
Predict the end of the day
Day 116
After accurately predicting the end of the previous day, predict the end of the world
Day 117
Remind everyone I accurately predicted the end of the day before yesterday
Day 228
When more sponsors pull out tell everyone I never predicted the end of the world, Acorn tricked them into believing that I did.
Day 229
Cry
Day 230
Hold a March on Washington
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