Jun 30, 2009

Dateline – Tallahassee During his normally lowly attended monthly press conference, Florida Governor Charlie Crist waded into the continuing Mark Sanford controversy. “First of all I would like to extend my sincerest wishes to the Sanford family. This is truly a trying time for Mark and Jenny (Sanford) and their sons. Me and my heterosexual family hope...

Jun 28, 2009

Dateline – Phoenix In a rushed press conference, Senator John S. McCain (R-AZ) made a statement regarding the news of the coup d'etat in Honduras. Standing in front of a bevy of American flags, the former presidential nominee of the Republican party issued a brief statement, “Today, we are all Hondurans... but not the Mexican or illegal immigrant...

Jun 28, 2009

Dateline – Washington D.C. In a shocking move, Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele came out with a new plank to the Republican National Committee’s platform for 2012. Flanked by Former Miss California Carrie Prejean, Governor Mark Sanford, Senator John Ensign, Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich, he announced that the GOP was going to encourage...

Jun 27, 2009

Dateline - South Carolina In a surprising move in a surprising week, one in which he admitted to having an affair with an Argentinian woman, Governor Mark Sanford held a press conference today admitting that he was the sperm donor for Michael Jackson’s children and offered advice to politicians in Washington. “I want to be a good father. I haven’t been a...

Jun 25, 2009

Michael Jackson passed today at the age of 50. In addition to being one of the most talented musicians, dancers, and people in life he had a great political and social impact on our world. Despite the fact that many people will use this time to mock him and rehash allegations that were never proven, I wanted to take this time to talk about the great things that...