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Jul 14, 2011
Dateline- Washington D.C. The National Education Administration held a press conference in response to the brewing academic scandal in Atlanta school district and others. "You have to understand that we are in a very sensitive situation in that we have to adhere to two competing laws "No Child Left Behind" and "Every Teacher Can Cheat"." said Administration...
Nov 25, 2010
This has to be the worst job in the world. Seriously. How does this guy get any respect now? He's the guy that touches everyone's junk. Smelly junk. Lumpy junk. Dirty junk. All Junk. What if this were your father? Would you acknowledge him in public? Seriously. What job could be less cool than being the posterman of touching junk at the airport? I feel bad for...
Oct 1, 2010
And now the truth comes out. Apparently Christine O'Donnell hates Jews and wants Nazis to exterminate them. Remember when she said she would never lie, even if Hitler came to her door to round up Jews hidden in her home? Turns out she enjoys lying, especially when it comes to her resume and most likely about her sexual activity. So if we can determine that she...
Jul 31, 2010
Rep. Anthony Weiner once again goes off on Republican obstructionism. I like this guy. "I will not yield" & "The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting!" Classic. Get this guy together with Grayson in a...
Jun 11, 2010
Dateline - New Orleans In light of pending legislation, BP's CEO suggested Gulf residents "pull themselves up by their oil-soaked bootstraps". The announcement was made on Rush Limbaugh's nationally syndicated radio show where Republicna Senatorial candidate Rand Paul was also a guest/raving lunatic. Rand Paul continued, "We need to get to the point in this...
Jun 6, 2010
Dateline - New Orleans Spurred on by criticism by right wing commentators and legislators, BP CEO Tony Hayward admitted to the conspiracy he has undergone with liberals, communists, and middle eastern politicians to show the inherent limitations of free enterprise free of regulation. "As a part of getting my life back, I wanted to tell the truth to the people of...
