Jul 31, 2010
Rep. Anthony Weiner once again goes off on Republican obstructionism. I like this guy. "I will not yield" & "The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting!" Classic. Get this guy together with Grayson in a...
BP Encourages Conservative Principles
Jun 11, 2010
Dateline - New Orleans In light of pending legislation, BP's CEO suggested Gulf residents "pull themselves up by their oil-soaked bootstraps". The announcement was made on Rush Limbaugh's nationally syndicated radio show where Republicna Senatorial candidate Rand Paul was also a guest/raving lunatic. Rand Paul continued, "We need to get to the point in this...
BP Admits to Liberal Bias in Ruining Earth
Jun 6, 2010
Dateline - New Orleans Spurred on by criticism by right wing commentators and legislators, BP CEO Tony Hayward admitted to the conspiracy he has undergone with liberals, communists, and middle eastern politicians to show the inherent limitations of free enterprise free of regulation. "As a part of getting my life back, I wanted to tell the truth to the people of...
Rand Paul Endorses Tea Party Discrimination
May 20, 2010
Dateline-Louisville In a surprising turn of events, Republican candidate for Senate Rand Paul held a press conference to clarify statements and positions stated on The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC in May. "I first wanted to state my regret for going on such a wasteland of useless thought and rambling as MSNBC. They attempted to brand me as a racist, a hatemonger...
Anthony Weiner Loves Bipartisanship
Feb 25, 2010
Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) gives a hilarious and scathing rebuke of the Republican Party and their relationship with Big Business in general and the Health Insurance Lobby specifically. He has to change the wording used to meet the standards of the House. Its obvious this is done out of frustration, but Anthony gives one heck of a...
Sarah Palin is a Serious Presidential Candidate
Feb 7, 2010
Sarah Palin showed her chops and knowledge at the recent Tea Party Convention of 600 people (which was well under the maximum capacity). While the motives and love of country of the conventioneers are not called into question in this post, Sarah Palin's decision to write notes on her hand in order to respond to softball questions is. 46 seconds into the...
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